Need good husband

I am currently looking for a good husband, I need a very, very necessary! Let it be an oligarch usually without children so, and no bad habits, better graph, you can even baron, and it seems to be on Apollo. I was advertising in the newspaper and looked about him on the internet, pay detective and matchmaker. Look for my oligarch! Well, when he drove up behind me? I'm looking for him all his life. Baba Katya. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Love Path: love meter » A short love story

A man and a woman who had never seen each other before, and both are married to other partners , had suddenly split in the path of a sleeping compartment . 

Although they were initially shocked and embarrassed to share such a narrow space for the night, she soon fell into a deep sleep , for they were very tired, he in the upper berth , they including . 

At 1:00 clock at night , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying: 

"Excuse me, but to me it is terribly cold . Can you hand me out of the closet an extra blanket ? " 

" I have a better idea," she said , "let us just for a night assume that we are married. " 
................
 " A great idea ," he exclaimed. 

"Good," she replied , " grab your shit ceiling alone " 

After a moment of silence ....... he farted . 

A nice and short love story, and what we have learned :-)?

You make me fool when you cry... Now, I understood here after it is not possible...Cry.. Cry.. Cry.

Girls have no brain..

All we need is "New Girl"

The global warming is turning girls to bitches and shrinking their brains... beware ! Your girlfriend may be the next victim.